“Imagine a bald eagle with wings that stretch for 21 feet from tip to tip and feathers the size of Samurai swords. Give your giant bird a big, hooked beak designed to snap the necks of living prey. Give it a body four times heavier than the body of the largest flying bird alive today [capable of flight] at up to 150 miles per hour.”

Fuck yeah, Argentavis Magnificens.